Tesla’s $3K Cybertruck Tent Fiasco: A Crumpled Dream or Overblown Disappointment?

Tesla’s Basecamp tent for the Cybertruck promised sleek integration but delivered a creased nylon disappointment. For a cool $2,975, campers get a puzzling erection that hogs cargo space and requires a “Tent Mode” still in the ether. At this rate, your wallet might camp out elsewhere!

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When Tesla said "Let's pitch a tent," I bet no one imagined a $3,000 wrinkly nylon behemoth taking up real estate in the Cybertruck's bed. This tent seems less like the sleek accessory promised and more like a bad camping trip I had once where the only thing that got inflated was my sense of regret.

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