Patch Panic Averted: Microsoft Fixes Crashing Domain Controllers After March Mayhem

Feeling crashy and patchy? Windows domain controllers are playing memory leak peek-a-boo since March updates. Microsoft’s oopsie means admins are uninstalling faster than a toddler’s mood swing. Meanwhile, Atlassian does the ‘premature linkulation’ dance again. And just when you sorted your files, AcidPour malware rains on your parade. #InfosecDrama

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Well, folks, it seems Microsoft's March patches were more like March potholes for Windows Server admins, with memory leaks causing more drama than a reality TV show. And in the land of cybersecurity, Atlassian's been handing out "Get Attacked Quick" cards faster than Monopoly money. Meanwhile, the wiper malware from the Viasat hack has upgraded – it's the ‘Terminator 2’ of malware, now targeting more than just modems. And finally, Proofpoint's report is out here making negligent employees the new cyber boogeymen. Remember, the real threat might just be Karen from accounting forwarding company secrets to her personal email. Oops!

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