Microsoft Ties Executive Pay to Cybersecurity Success: A Bold Strategy to Combat Digital Dragons

Buckle up, execs! Microsoft’s new ‘cash for cybersecurity’ program means if you slack on digital defense, you can kiss that bonus goodbye. Who knew the C-suite would turn into a cyber battleground? #MicrosoftSecurityPayouts

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Well, well, well, if it isn't Microsoft putting its money where its firewall is. It's like telling the kids they won't get their allowance unless they clean their rooms—only the rooms are filled with state-sponsored hackers, and the allowance is a cushy exec bonus. Talk about an incentive program on steroids!

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