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Beware the Cuckoo: New Malware Targets Mac Users with Sinister Precision
Beware, Mac users! The new ‘Cuckoo’ malware is filching your files faster than a kleptomaniac at a stationery store. Think your notes and crypto wallets are safe? Think again—it’s after your digital loot, and it’s got a taste for Apple. #MacMalwareMenace

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't our old friend the 'malware of the day' making house calls to Macs like a nosy neighbor with a secret agenda. This time it's Cuckoo, and it's not just laying eggs in your digital nest; it's stealing the twigs too! And the dilemma of its origin story is like a bad spy novel: Is it Russia? Is it China? Or is it just another episode of 'Cybersecurity's Next Top Malware Model?' Stay tuned for the plot twist!