Google Cloud Glitch Vaporizes UniSuper: Members Reel from Epic Account Wipeout

When cloud calamity strikes, it pours! UniSuper’s account got digitally shredded by a Google Cloud goof-up, leaving half a million members in a virtual void. Google’s now scurrying to patch up this “never-seen-before” blunder. #CloudChaos

Published: Added: May 10, 2024 at 4:32 pmAssembled by: J J
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Well, someone at Google Cloud must've been playing "Delete the Data Center" instead of "Sim City." Who knew that a "misconfiguration" could go all Thanos on UniSuper's cloud account? Snap your fingers, half a million members are in the digital void. But hey, Google calls it a "one-of-a-kind occurrence," so maybe it's like finding a shiny Pokémon? Except, you know, with more financial anxiety and less cute creatures.

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