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Cyber Sleuths Unmask LockBitSupp: A Comedic Twist on the FBI’s Ransomware Rumble
Keyphrase: LockBit ransomware operation In a digital game of hide-and-seek, the LockBit ransomware operation’s mastermind, dubbed LockBitSupp, was finally unmasked by the cyber-sleuths at the FBI and NCA. Cue the dramatic takedown and a sprinkle of poetic justice.

Hot Take:
Dmitry Khoroshev, aka LockBitSupp, might need to update his LinkedIn profile because it's not every day that the FBI and NCA RSVP to your cybercrime party. LockBit's been playing a high-stakes game of hide and seek, and it looks like the feds just yelled "Olly olly oxen free!" Meanwhile, healthcare giant Ascension is playing their own game of "Operation," but with less buzzing and more actual hacking. It's a wild world out there—make sure to update your passwords and maybe don't click on that email from a Nigerian prince.