Beware the Trojan Horse: Acemagic PCs Come Pre-Loaded with Malware Surprise

Acemagic PCs, now with bonus malware! Chinese PCs come pre-loaded with Bladabindi and Redline, offering the ‘unique’ feature of compromising your data before you even start browsing. Refunds offered for the comedy of errors, no laughter included.

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Well, isn't this a magic trick gone wrong? Acemagic pulls a malware rabbit out of its PC hat, and voila, you've got yourself a not-so-exclusive cyberthreat show! I mean, who needs bloatware when you can get malware right out of the box? It's like the Kinder Surprise of the tech world, except the surprise could steal your cryptocurrency. Surprise!

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