Apple Bites the Bullet: Unveils App Store Revamp for EU with Lower Fees and External Downloads
Apple’s App Store shake-up in Europe is no joke! With new EU laws, it’s ‘app’enning—outside downloads and a hilarious number of new fees. Get ready, Fortnite fans, the epic return is near! 🍏🎮 #AppStoreChanges
Hot Take:
Move over, monopoly board, Apple's App Store is about to get some new players! I can already see the 'Outside App Store' alley bustling with indie developers peddling their digital wares, while Apple, dressed as the Monopoly man, adjusts its top hat nervously. And in the VR corner, Microsoft's Mesh is turning Teams meetings into a legless avatar fest. Meanwhile, Meta's smart glasses are giving fashion tips with the enthusiasm of a bored teenager. But hold your electric horses, because Elon is promising us a Tesla that's both cheap and possibly made by a machine's machine's machine. It's like Inception, but with more robots and fewer DiCaprios.