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Fortnite’s Epic iOS Comeback: Battle Royale Returns to Europe Thanks to New EU Law!
Ready to build forts on your iPhone again? Brace yourselves, Europe! Fortnite’s grand iOS comeback, courtesy of the Epic Games Store, is peeking over the horizon. Sorry, UK—keep calm and carry on elsewhere. #FortniteReturns #EpicComeback
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Fortnite on iOS is coming back, folks! Lock up your wallets and prepare for another round of 'just one more game' until 3 AM. Thanks to the Digital Markets Act, Epic Games is poised to bring back the beloved battle royale to European fans, but only for those who've pledged allegiance to the EU flag. Meanwhile, Apple is gearing up to play the overprotective parent, promising extra malware protection and crossing their fingers that the new setup doesn't turn their App Store into the digital equivalent of the Wild West.