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Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
These Non-negotiable Digital Breadcrumbs need to be tolerated at all times so we can pretend to remember your oh-so-important cookie demands.
Opt out? Cool. Just know, every time you sneak back here, you'll be stuck in the endless loop of toggling these pesky things on and off. That's on you!
Yeah, we’ve let Google Analytics creep around here, spying on stuff like visitor counts and which pages get the most love (or hate).
If you’re feeling charitable, leave this cookie on. It feeds our delusion that we can make this site better. Go on, pity us.
Hey, do us a solid: Tolerate these Non-negotiable Digital Breadcrumbs first, so we can at least pretend to care about your choices!
By continuing to use this tragic excuse for a website, you're either forgiving our cookie sins or too lazy to navigate away. Either way, cheers!