Just our $.02

Relevant Policies Legalese

Cookie Policy

Cookie: A minuscule amount of data that a website generates and then begs your web browser to hold onto. Its main use? To recognize your browser, perhaps sneak in some analytics, and remember trivial things like your language preference or whether you’ve logged in.
Company: Whenever this policy says ‘Company’, ‘we’, ‘us’, or ‘our’, it’s actually referring to “The Nimble Nerd”, the entity trying its best not to invade your privacy.
Device: Any gadget you use to connect to the internet, whether that’s a phone, tablet, or computer. Essentially, anything you use to visit “The Nimble Nerd” and glance at our services.
Personal Data: Any piece of information that might, directly or indirectly, reveal who you are. And trust me, we’re not that interested.

Privacy Policy

“The Nimble Nerd” (which translates to “we”, “our”, or “us”) is, believe it or not, deeply devoted to not snooping around your private life. This document tries its best to spell out how we interact with the tiny bits of information you might leave behind when you visit us.
Our commitment covers our website, subdomains, and our application, “The Nimble Nerd”. If you’re brave enough to use our services, it means you’ve taken the time to read this and, hopefully, understand that we genuinely don’t want to know all that much about you.

Disclaimer

“The Nimble Nerd” – that’s us! We’re granting you access to https://thenimblenerd.com (or “the Website”, as we like to call it). We’d invite you over for tea, but instead, we’ll just invite you to maybe purchase some of our services.
Definitions (in case you’re wondering):
Company: Whenever this piece of paper mentions ‘Company’, ‘we’, ‘us’, or ‘our’, it’s talking about “Nerd Media, LLC”. We’re located at 100 N HOWARD ST, STE 4000 Spokane, WA 99201, USA. And yes, we’re responsible for this oddly worded document.
Cookie: Yet again, a puny piece of data from our site that your browser might reluctantly hold onto. It’s mainly there to remember whether you prefer English or Klingon.

Terms of Service

Alright, let’s get to the nitty-gritty! If you’re here, browsing our site or even thinking about placing an order with “The Nimble Nerd” (that’s us!), you’re essentially saying you’re cool with these terms. They cover the whole website and any old-school emails or other cryptic messages between you and us.
To be super clear (and a bit dramatic), under NO circumstances can you blame us, “The Nimble Nerd” team, for any damages, lost data, profit losses, or any other unfortunate events that might happen because of our site. And if, by some strange twist of fate, you need to fix or service your tech because of us, well, that’s on you. Sorry!