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Zscaler Swats Down Breach Buzz: Cybersecurity Giant Stands Unhacked
Zscaler brushes off breach blabber: Cybersecurity giant unscathed as rumor mill churns. No evidence found, just wisps of web whispers!

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't our friendly neighborhood threat actor, IntelBroker, back at it again with the rumor-mongering. This time, they've supposedly got their mitts on one of the big fish in the cybersecurity pond, Zscaler—or so they claim. But Zscaler, wearing its digital cape, proclaims, "Fake news!" and reassures us that their cyber fort is impenetrable. Spoiler alert: their investigation finds as much evidence of a breach as I have of my dog doing my taxes. That’s zero, for clarification.