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Zscaler Scoops Up Cybersecurity Gem Avalor for $310M: A Strategic Move to Bolster AI Security Clout!
In a high-stakes game of cyber chess, Zscaler just yelled “checkmate” with its $310 million acquisition of Avalor, buffing up its security arsenal faster than you can say “data breach.” #ZscalerAcquiresAvalor

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't Zscaler playing "Gotta Catch 'Em All" with cybersecurity startups! The cloud security giant just bagged itself a shiny Avalor for a cool $310 million, and it's not just for bragging rights. They're on a mission to AI-fy everything in sight with data so relevant, it could probably predict what you're having for breakfast tomorrow. And Avalor? They're just happy to ride the Zscaler express to Big League Town, with their 80-person team probably already updating LinkedIn profiles to "Under New Management."