Xavier Mertens Keeps the Internet Calm: Threat Level Green and Jokes Galore!

Step into the world of application security and learn to protect web apps, APIs, and microservices like a digital superhero. Join us in Dallas from December 1st to 6th, 2025, for a class that’s more exciting than a hacker’s worst nightmare. Secure your spot now—your future self will thank you!

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Xavier Mertens is on duty, and the only thing scarier than the threat level going from green to red is realizing your web app is about as secure as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. But don’t worry, you can always sign up for his class to patch those gaping holes before someone else does it for you (and not in a good way).

Key Points:

  • The current threat level is green, meaning the internet isn’t on fire—yet.
  • Xavier Mertens is the handler on duty, ready to thwart cyber calamities.
  • An upcoming class focuses on securing web apps, APIs, and microservices in Dallas.
  • The ISC Stormcast podcast drops cyber knowledge like it’s hot, on October 21st, 2025.
  • ISC offers an API for developers, because who doesn’t love a good API?

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