Wisconsin’s War on VPNs: The Privacy Nightmare No One Asked For

Lawmakers in Wisconsin and Michigan are targeting VPNs to enforce age verification laws, turning privacy protection into a political piñata. If passed, this legislation would attempt to ban VPN use, leaving businesses, students, and anyone valuing privacy in a digital pickle. It’s like using a sledgehammer to swat a mosquito.

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Hot Take:

Who knew we’d live in a world where protecting your online privacy would be as controversial as pineapple on pizza? Wisconsin and Michigan lawmakers think banning VPNs is the answer to age verification issues. Spoiler alert: it’s not. It’s like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut—messy, ineffective, and likely to leave everyone worse off. Here’s hoping the next legislative brainstorm isn’t a ban on umbrellas because rain is inconvenient.

Key Points:

  • Wisconsin proposes a bill to ban VPN use for accessing certain online content.
  • The bill expands the definition of “harmful to minors” to include basic educational and artistic materials.
  • VPNs are essential for businesses, students, abuse survivors, journalists, and everyday privacy-conscious users.
  • Blocking VPNs won’t stop determined users; they’ll find alternative methods to bypass restrictions.
  • The proposed legislation could set a dangerous precedent for government control over the internet.

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