Windows Recall Nightmare: Microsoft’s AI Feature Exposes Your Secrets!

Ever thought Windows needed more “oops” in its “Recall”? Microsoft’s new AI feature is a cybersecurity comedy show, storing your unencrypted secrets like a digital diary just waiting to be read by any cyber-snoop. Laugh, cry, or just update your passwords—this act of AI self-harm is no joke!

Published: Added: June 6, 2024 at 6:13 amAssembled by: J J
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Move over, Big Brother, Microsoft's new AI-powered 'Recall' feature is here to make 1984 look like a privacy paradise. Who needs hackers when you can have your operating system screenshot your digital life and leave it under the digital pillow unencrypted for the cyber-tooth fairy? Let's give a round of applause for Trojan 2.0, now coming pre-installed with your Windows updates!

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