Windows 11’s Recall Nightmare: Privacy Invasion or Time Travel Treasure?

Windows 11’s new Recall feature could have you recalling more than just your files—it’s a privacy peephole set to snapshot your digital deeds every few seconds. Is convenience worth the creepy factor? Chuckle nervously, folks.

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Just when you thought your digital footprint couldn't get any bigger, Microsoft decides to turn your PC into a selfie-obsessed teenager with its new Recall feature. Who needs hackers when your operating system willingly snaps pics of your digital life every few seconds and stashes them like some kind of cyber hoarder? Privacy advocates, grab your pitchforks (and maybe a hammer for your hard drive) – it's time to march on Redmond!

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