White House’s Secure Messaging App: A Comedy of Errors in TeleMessage Tragedy!
Signal chat app clone TeleMessage promised secure messaging for White House officials but delivered more leaks than a colander. Security whiz Micah Lee cracked it wide open, exposing a 410GB treasure trove of government chatter. Turns out, TeleMessage’s “end-to-end encryption” was as real as a unicorn’s horn!

Hot Take:
Who needs a spy thriller when real life gives us a hacker with a penchant for finding the proverbial skeletons in the closet of government messaging apps? Just when you thought conversations were secure, they end up in a “heap dump” like yesterday’s bad code. If this doesn’t inspire government officials to take a cybersecurity crash course, I’m not sure what will!
Key Points:
- A security researcher hacked into TeleMessage, an app used by White House officials.
- The app had hardcoded credentials, making it vulnerable to attacks.
- Messages were stored in plain text despite claims of end-to-end encryption.
- US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) was among those affected by the data breach.
- The US Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency issued warnings about the app’s vulnerabilities.
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