When CISA Woke Up: A Comedic Take on the ‘Secure by Design’ Alert

In a moment of divine inspiration, CISA urges software manufacturers to design their products to be secure from the get-go. A comedic take on this blindingly obvious, yet crucial, realization in the cybersecurity world.

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Well, look who suddenly woke up and smelled the cyber coffee! The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), in a moment of divine inspiration, has just realized that it might be a good idea for software manufacturers to design their products to be secure from the get-go. What a novel idea! Who knew that the best way to prevent the exploitation of vulnerabilities was not to have them in the first place? Next thing they'll be telling us that the best way to avoid getting wet is not to go out in the rain.

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