Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
VPN Vulnerability Epidemic: Ivanti Connect Secure Zero-Days Leave Thousands Exposed
Breaking: Ivanti Connect Secure VPN’s double zero-day trouble! Over 1,700 victims, from mom-and-pop shops to Fortune 500 giants, caught in the crosshairs. No patch yet – it’s open season for cyber-villains! 🎯💻 #IvantiVPNZeroDays

Hot Take:
Listen up folks, because it's about to get patchy in here—or rather, unpatchy. Ivanti's Connect Secure VPN is like the new hotspot, but for cybercriminals looking for a good time hacking into over 1,700 systems. And guess what? No bouncer at the door yet, because patches are still on the way. Seems like the only secure thing about this VPN is the job security it's providing for cybersecurity experts.