VBScript’s Swan Song: Microsoft’s Antique Scripting Language Bows Out with a Chuckle

In a bold move from the era of dinosaurs, Microsoft is retiring VBScript. Once the cool kid of automation, VBScript now faces deprecation, outshone by PowerShell, JavaScript, and security concerns. Like an old movie in the discount bin, it’ll only be available on demand. Farewell VBScript, your run was as epic as a Jurassic Park marathon!

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VBScript, we hardly knew ye! Microsoft is finally cleaning house and VBScript is the first to go. Is it because of its security flaws or because it's as old as the dinosaur? We may never know but one thing is for sure, VBScript has left the building!

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