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VanHelsingRaaS: The Drac-ula of Ransomware Bites Big! 🚨

VanHelsingRaaS, a new ransomware-as-a-service, has struck cybercrime gold, infecting three victims with ransom demands up to $500,000 in just two weeks. Affiliates enjoy 80% of the profits, but must first cough up a $5000 deposit. Despite its advanced features, a hilarious file extension mismatch keeps VanHelsingRaaS on its toes.

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Hot Take:

Ah, VanHelsingRaaS – the new kid on the ransomware block that’s carved out a niche faster than an influencer with a viral cat. It’s like Dracula decided to swap blood for Bitcoin, and the cybercrime world is all the more chaotic for it. But beware, dear cyber adventurers, because this vampiric villain isn’t out for necks—it’s out for your system files, and it doesn’t cheap out on the ransom demands either. Stake your cybersecurity claims now before VanHelsingRaaS sucks you dry!

Key Points:

  • VanHelsingRaaS debuted on March 7, 2025, and rapidly infected three victims with ransom demands up to $500,000.
  • The service is free for reputable affiliates, while newbies must pay a $5000 deposit, with affiliates earning 80% of the ransom proceeds.
  • VanHelsingRaaS targets multiple platforms, including Windows, Linux, BSD, ARM, and ESXi systems.
  • It avoids encrypting systems in Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) countries, following Russian cybercriminal norms.
  • A flaw in the malware’s file extension system may lead to operational errors or inconsistencies.

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