US Telecoms in Crisis: China’s Cyber Attacks Leave Networks Needing Major Overhaul

Senator Mark Warner’s hair is on fire over China’s stealthy cyberattacks on US telcos, likening them to child’s play compared to past incidents. The Biden administration huddles with telco execs to strategize after Salt Typhoon operatives infiltrate networks. As Warner quips, the barn door isn’t just open—it’s wide open!

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Brace yourselves, because it looks like the “Great Firewall of China” has turned into an offensive battering ram aimed at US telcos. With thousands of switches and routers potentially needing a makeover, it’s safe to say that China’s cyber antics are leaving the US network infrastructure looking like a teenager’s room after a weekend gaming marathon. And if that’s not enough, Senator Warner’s hair is literally on fire—somebody call the fire department! Or maybe just upgrade the firewall.

Key Points:

  • China’s cyber-attacks on US telcos are so severe that Senator Mark R. Warner’s “hair is on fire.”
  • A potential mass rebuild of thousands of network devices might be needed.
  • China’s cyber operations make incidents like SolarWinds seem like “child’s play.”
  • Chinese state employees could potentially listen to sensitive phone calls.
  • Biden administration engaged with telecom execs to discuss the ongoing cyber espionage threat.

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