Urgent GitLab Patch Alert: Critical Security Flaw Leaves Millions Exposed!

GitLab’s critical vulnerability fix: the digital equivalent of patching a hole in the Death Star. Update or risk the dark side of code chaos!

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Well, it seems GitLab had to put on its running shoes and sprint through some patching after a critical vulnerability turned the DevOps marathon into a potential free-for-all relay race. Who knew that impersonating a pipeline job could be the new way to wreak havoc? Hats off to the bug bounty hunters for spotting this digital doppelganger dilemma before any cyber mischief went down!

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