Unlocking LockBit’s Loot: Cyber Crooks Bag $125M in Crypto Ransoms

LockBit’s lavish loot—over $125 million in ransom riches! Who knew cybercrime could be so profitable? The NCA’s crypto crackdown reveals a veritable treasure trove. Cha-ching! 🏴‍☠️💰 #LockBitsMoney

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LockBit ransomware gang's crypto wallets must've looked like digital Fort Knox with more than $125 million in ransom booty over 18 months. It's like finding out your quiet neighbor was secretly a pirate, except the treasure chest is a bunch of Bitcoin addresses. Yarr, mateys! Now that law enforcement has hoisted the Jolly Roger over their loot, let's hope these cyber scallywags walk the digital plank into the abyss of forgotten passwords and obsolete dial-up tones.

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