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UnitedHealth Battles $872M Blow from Ransomware Saga: Resilience Amidst Cyber Turmoil
Facing a cyber siege, UnitedHealth Group coughs up $872 million in a ransomware ruckus, with earnings feeling the pinch. The healthcare honcho still flexes a revenue rally to $99.8 billion—because when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade… and then secure your servers.
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Well, it seems UnitedHealth Group has found a new way to bleed money that doesn't involve insurance premiums – by playing tag with ransomware attackers! They've taken an $872 million hit in a game of cyber pinball, where the flippers are made of dollar bills and the high score is a mind-boggling $7.9 billion in earnings. And in the grand tradition of turning lemons into lemonade, or in this case, ransomware into revenue, they still managed to grow their piggy bank by nearly $8 billion. Talk about a pricey game of Whack-A-Mole!
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