UK Demands Apple Backdoor: A Comedy of Errors in Digital Privacy

The UK is back at it, demanding Apple create a backdoor for encrypted services, but now just for British users. Spoiler alert: it’s not any better. A Technical Capability Notice looms over privacy, setting a dangerous precedent. Breaking end-to-end encryption compromises everyone’s security. The demand is still an unsettling overreach.

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Hot Take:

The U.K. government is back at it again, demanding Apple create a backdoor into its encrypted backup services. It’s like asking a locksmith to craft a universal key for every door in town—surely a recipe for disaster! Limiting it to British users doesn’t make it any less of a head-scratcher. If anything, it’s like being told you’re the only one who has to wear a clown suit to a formal party. Awkward and unnecessary. What’s next? An exclusive invitation to a privacy invasion party with crumpets and tea? Someone needs to tell the U.K. to keep calm and stop trying to hack on!

Key Points:

  • The U.K. government is demanding Apple create a backdoor for encrypted backups, using the “Technical Capability Notice” power.
  • The demand now targets only British users, but still raises significant privacy concerns.
  • Apple previously chose to disable its Advanced Data Protection feature in the U.K. rather than create a backdoor.
  • Despite a temporary withdrawal of the demand, the U.K. has reissued it with a focus on local users.
  • There’s an ongoing debate about the implications for privacy, security, and potential global precedent.

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