UK Clamps Down on Tech Exports Amid China Tensions: A Cybersecurity Standoff
Feeling tech-xious? The UK sure is, as they mull over clamping down on “sensitive technologies” exports. With China eyeing Britain’s brainy breakthroughs for possible mischief, the UK’s tightening their tech treasure chest. It’s not just TikTok dances they’re worried about—it’s techno troubles with a side of espionage. 🕵️♂️💻🚫
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Well, it looks like Britain's going full 'Great Wall' on tech exports, and I'm not talking about firewalling! With the UK's deputy prime minister swinging the national security bat, it's out with the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' and in with 'Keep Calm and Lock Down the Tech.' Dowden's not just giving side-eye to China, but he's throwing shade at every "hostile state" with a Wi-Fi connection. It's like an episode of 'Spy Kids,' if the kids graduated from Cambridge and started working on quantum computers instead of microwave burritos.