UK Battles Cyber Dragons: China’s Hacking Fails to Dent British Democracy

Feeling cyber-safe? Think again! The UK’s electoral system faced China’s digital ninjas, but fear not, democracy stands unscathed! Despite the sneaky cyber siege, UK elections remain as secure as tea in a teapot. #ChinaHacksUK #DigitalDemocracyDrama

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Sure, the UK elections have the same level of cybersecurity as the "unhackable" Titanic had waterproofing. But hey, at least our British stiff upper lip is intact as we politely ask China to refrain from cyber-shenanigans. It's like telling the rain to not fall on a bank holiday – ambitious, yet adorably optimistic!

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