Ubuntu 24.04 Delayed: Noble Numbat’s Release Stumbles Over Critical Security Snafu

Ubuntu’s release delay has users saying, “No way, Numbat!” The Noble Numbat, aka Ubuntu 24.04, will strut onto the stage a week late due to a critical flaw—CVE-2024-3094. Brace for an April 11 debut, sans security snafus!

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Hold your horses, Ubuntu enthusiasts! The Noble Numbat isn't ready to leap into our digital lives just yet. In a world where "on time" is apparently more of a suggestion than a rule, Ubuntu 24.04's beta release is fashionably late due to a party-crashing bug that's as welcome as a skunk at a garden party. But hey, better safe than sorry when it comes to cybersecurity foibles, right?

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