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Time Ticked, Data Leaked: Timex Grapples with Major Employee Info Breach
Tick-tock, it’s a data breach o’clock! Timex Group’s tickers stopped briefly when hackers swiped sensitive info from 3,000+ employees. Now, they’re watching their back with free credit monitoring. Time will tell if this “sophisticated cyber attack” has lasting impacts. #TimexDataBreach

Hot Take:
Tick, tock, oops! Timex Group USA just had a moment where time (and data) slipped through their hands. In a plot twist that no watchmaker could foresee, the company known for keeping time became a victim of timeless cyber shenanigans. Now they're offering free credit monitoring—a timeless classic in the "we're sorry" gift basket of data breach responses.