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Thoma Bravo’s $5.3B Darktrace Takeover: Cybersecurity Giant Goes Private with a Bang!
In a twist of cyber fate, Thoma Bravo snaps up Darktrace for a cool $5.3 billion, finally giving Darktrace the glow-up it deserves after dodging accounting scandal shade. Shareholders? They’re cyber-smiling to the bank! 🚀💼🔒 #ThomaBravoAcquiresDarktrace
