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TheMoon Malware Strikes Again: 6,000 ASUS Routers Hacked in 72 Hours by Faceless Proxy Service
In the cybercrime cosmos, TheMoon malware’s latest shenanigans target ASUS routers, with 6,000 devices snagged in a cybernetic dragnet. Outdated tech’s a feast for this botnet beast, so keep your gadgets updated or they’ll join the proxy party at Faceless—a haven for the hack-happy set.

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Here we go again, folks! TheMoon malware is throwing a cosmic tantrum, turning our trusty old routers into a grand masquerade ball for cyber ne'er-do-wells. It's like a digital "Night of the Living Dead," but instead of craving brains, these zombies hunger for bandwidth and anonymity. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want a router that doubles as a cloak of invisibility for the digital world? Just kidding, update your tech, people!