Texas Healthcare Giant HMG Hit by Hackers: Thousands at Risk in Data Breach Debacle

Breaking: HMG Healthcare’s summer secret – a cyber snafu swiping sensitive stats. Identity theft alert: Patients and personnel, brace for bungles! Stay tuned for updates, if the culprits cough up confessions. #HMGDataBreachComedy

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Oh, HMG Healthcare, you're like that one friend who leaves their front door unlocked and then wonders why their TV went on a walkabout. In the world of cybersecurity, it's not just about locking the door; it's about not leaving your sensitive data under the welcome mat in plaintext. Now, let's toast to the hackers who probably didn't expect to hit the data jackpot without even needing to crack a safe!

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