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Texas Healthcare Giant HMG Hit by Data Heist: Thousands at Identity Theft Risk!
Facing the music with a side of stolen identities, HMG Healthcare’s summer groove was hacked, spilling sensitive data salsa. Stay tuned for the cyber cha-cha details! 🕺💻 #IdentityTheftChaCha

Hot Take:
Well, isn't that a HIPAA hooray? HMG Healthcare decided to host a hacker house party with unencrypted data as the main course. Late to their own shindig, they realized the cyber thieves swiped more than just the hors d'oeuvres. Now, they're handing out 'monitor your credit' advice like it's some sort of consolation prize. Spoiler alert: It's not.