Tesla Cybertruck: The High-Maintenance Instagram Influencer of Trucks

Get ready to swap your gym membership for a Tesla Cybertruck Maintenance routine! With its high-maintenance stainless steel body, this diva of a truck demands constant attention. Expect to spend more time polishing its mirror-like finish than actually driving it. The Cybertruck: part vehicle, part full-time job!

Published: Added: November 27, 2023 at 12:12 pmAssembled by: J J
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Oh, Tesla, you've done it again! When you promised us a truck, we expected something that could handle a bit of dirt and grime. But the Cybertruck? It's more like a high-maintenance Instagram influencer who needs constant attention and polishing. So, get ready to become best buddies with your Cybertruck, because you'll spend more time sprucing it up than actually driving it!

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