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Tech Titans Team Up for Tighter Security: Pioneering Pledge at RSA Conference to Bolster Cyber Defenses
Tech giants pinky-swear at RSAC to beef up cybersecurity with CISA’s ‘Secure by Design’ pledge. Will they stick to their promise or just hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete on accountability? Stay tuned for the next cyber-saga update! Focus keyphrase: “RSAC Secure by Design pledge”

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Let's all give a slow clap for the tech giants who’ve promised to make our digital lives a tad safer. They’ve pledged to sprinkle some cybersecurity magic on their products within a year. It’s like a New Year’s resolution, but instead of hitting the gym, they’re pumping iron on software security. Here’s to hoping it’s not just another case of "The dog ate my homework" when CISA comes knocking for progress reports.