Surf’s Up: Google’s Umoja Cable to Connect Africa with Australia for Unbreakable Internet Unity

Surf’s up from Kenya to Australia as Google lays down Umoja, the unity cable set to weave through Africa’s digital savannah before diving down under. Cyber kangaroos, rejoice! 🌍🔌🏄‍♂️ #UmojaCable

Published: Added: May 23, 2024 at 12:37 pmAssembled by: J J
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Google's diving deep to weave the world's continents together with Umoja, because nothing says 'I want to connect with you' quite like a few thousand miles of fiber optic cable. A digital 'Kumbaya' moment, if you will, uniting Africa and Australia with the speed of light. And hey, if it means no more "Did you try turning it off and on again?" because your internet just won't internet, I'm all for it!

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