Surfing the Cyber Wave: Why Today’s Internet Threat Level is Just a ‘Green’ Light to Laugh!

Join Johannes Ullrich for Network Monitoring and Threat Detection In-Depth in Baltimore, March 3rd-8th, 2025. Don’t miss this chance to become a cyber-detective and learn how to stop threats before they send your network into a midlife crisis! Sign up now to keep your servers and sanity intact!

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Cybersecurity is like a game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are hackers, and they’re really good at hiding! As we brace ourselves for yet another Stormcast episode, remember: if your network isn’t monitored, your data’s probably in a hacker’s shopping cart!

Key Points:

  • Current Threat Level: Green, which means “relatively chill” in cybersecurity lingo.
  • Upcoming Course: Network Monitoring and Threat Detection in Baltimore, because who doesn’t love learning about cyber threats in Charm City?
  • ISC Stormcast offers a podcast for your daily dose of cyber doom and gloom.
  • Diary Archives: A treasure trove of past security incidents (and a reminder of why you can’t have nice things).
  • Developer Tools: APIs galore for those who like to tinker with digital defenses.

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