“Supermicro’s BMCs: More Holes Than a Colander, But Patches Faster Than a Pasta Boil!”

“Supermicro’s BMC vulnerabilities make it look like a colander’s cousin, with more holes than you can count. But unlike a colander, these holes aren’t for draining pasta – they’re potential doors for cyberattacks. Thankfully, Supermicro’s speedy firmware update means these vulnerabilities got patched faster than you can say ‘spaghetti bolognese’.”