Steam to 32-Bit Windows: “It’s Not Me, It’s You” – Upgrade Now!
Steam will stop supporting 32-bit versions of Windows. So, if you’re still rocking 32-bit, it’s time for an upgrade before your games vanish faster than your New Year’s resolutions!
Hot Take:
Valve is pulling the plug on 32-bit Windows like it’s a VHS player in a world of Netflix! Time to say goodbye to your ancient tech and embrace the 64-bit future, where your gaming is smoother, your system’s faster, and your existential dread about technological obsolescence is just a tad bit less! Upgrade now, or risk being the last person on Earth using a floppy disk to save your Steam games!
Key Points:
– Valve’s Steam will stop supporting 32-bit Windows by January 2026.
– Support for Windows 7, 8, and 8.1 ended in January 2024.
– 32-bit Windows users make up only 0.01% of the Steam population.
– Microsoft pushes users towards Windows 11 or Windows 365.
– Extended Security Updates (ESU) program offers a temporary reprieve for some.