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Stay Secure: Hotfix Released for Elusive CVE-2024-3400 as Attack Attempts Surface
Beware the bogus GitHub ‘fix’ for CVE-2024-3400! Palo Alto’s midnight hotfix is legit. Watch for sneaky scans from Singapore and a WordPress-loving IP. Mark’s tip: Nix that telemetry to dodge the digital darts. Got more intel? Give us a shout!

Hot Take:
Oh, CVE-2024-3400, you sneaky little bug, you almost had us in a tizzy! The internet's abuzz with whispers of a supposed exploit, but it’s faker than my grandma's "secret" cookie recipe (spoiler: it's just the one on the chocolate chip bag). Kudos to Palo Alto for swooping in with that hotfix like a cybersecurity Batman at midnight. And let's hear it for Mark, our vigilant reader, spotting those digital ne'er-do-wells like some sort of cyber Sherlock Holmes. Remember, when it comes to telemetry, just say "No!"