Speed Up Your Digital Life: Microsoft Unveils Garnet, the Open-Source Cache Dynamo!

Ready to boost your app speed? Microsoft’s open-source cache-store, Garnet, is here to turbocharge your tech experience! Wave goodbye to sluggish apps; hello, lightning-fast performance! 🚀💻 #MicrosoftGarnet

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Oh, Microsoft, you saucy minx! Turning over a new leaf with Garnet, are we? Gone are the days of cold-shouldering open source, as Redmond becomes the unexpected fairy godmother of cache stores, sprinkling performance magic on apps and services like it's going out of style. Beware, tech world, there's a new open-source sheriff in town, and it's wearing a Windows badge.

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