SpaceX vs. China: Satellite Near-Miss Drama Unfolds in Orbit

In a cosmic close call, a Chinese satellite launch nearly played bumper cars with a Starlink satellite, missing by just 200 meters. Meanwhile, in Australia, ink cartridges and mashed potatoes found themselves in a sticky situation, as heroin and cocaine smugglers got busted. It’s all happening in Asia, folks!

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**_In a world where satellites play an epic game of cosmic bumper cars, SpaceX and China have taken the competition to new heights—literally. Meanwhile, drug dealers are masquerading as mashed potato enthusiasts, Big Tech is throwing money like confetti in India, and CEO’s are stepping down like they’re in an episode of “The Apprentice.” As if that’s not enough, free speech warriors are embroiled in a digital tug-of-war, and religious leaders are debating whether AI is a gift from the heavens or just another celestial prank._**

Key Points:

– A Chinese satellite launch almost collided with a Starlink satellite, raising concerns about space traffic coordination.
– A man was arrested in Australia for smuggling drugs disguised as ink cartridges and mashed potato packets.
– Microsoft and Amazon are investing over $50 billion in AI and cloud infrastructure in India.
– Coupang’s CEO resigned after a data breach exposed information of over 30 million customers.
– Anti-censorship group GreatFire.org accuses Vultr of deplatforming its website upon Tencent’s request.

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