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Sneaky SSH-Snake Worm Slithers Silently: Sysdig Uncovers Stealthy Key-Seeker!
Beware the slither of SSH-Snake, the stealthy network worm hunting for private keys! With more cunning than a fox in a henhouse, it’s the Houdini of hacking tools—sneaking through your systems undetected.

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Imagine a digital Indiana Jones, but instead of hunting for ancient artifacts, it's sniffing out private keys like they're golden idols. SSH-Snake is the latest cyber-swashbuckler, sliding through networks with the stealth of a ninja and the charm of a self-editing Wikipedia article. It's a worm, but with the manners of a gentleman thief, tiptoeing around the typical traps that snare its less sophisticated cousins. If your SSH keys are the crown jewels, SSH-Snake is the master jewel thief who just RSVP'd to the gala.