Revolution in the App Orchard: Apple Unlocks iPhone Sideloading for the EU with iOS 17.4

Get ready to swipe right on new app crushes, Europe! Apple’s iOS 17.4 is playing Cupid, letting you sideload apps with the suave finesse of a digital Casanova. It’s an app-dating revolution, but only if your passport says ‘EU’. Sorry, single iPhones elsewhere! 📱💔🌍 #AppleAppRendezvous

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Apple's walled garden is getting some EU-mandated renovation, and while the company might be silently screaming into its minimalist, perfectly designed pillow, users are about to get a taste of the "freedom" casserole. Just remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a few more pop-up ads.

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