Ransomware’s Legal Team: Qilin’s Bizarre Marketing Stunt or Real Threat?
Qilin ransomware gang’s new marketing gimmick lets affiliates click a “Call lawyer” button during ransom negotiations. Yes, you heard that right—a team of cybercrime-savvy legal eagles on standby. Because who wouldn’t want legal advice from the folks terrorizing hospitals and cancer centers? Welcome to cybercrime with a side of courtroom drama!

Hot Take:
Just when you thought ransomware gangs couldn’t get any more audacious, Qilin waltzes in with a legal entourage ready to “advise” victims. What’s next? A customer service hotline for victims? “Hello, you’re speaking with Qilin. Press one to speak with our lawyers, two for our journalists, or three for a complimentary DDoS attack. Have a nice day!”
Key Points:
- Qilin ransomware gang offers affiliates a “Call lawyer” feature for ransom negotiations.
- The legal team can assess stolen data and provide suggestions for maximum damage if the ransom isn’t paid.
- Qilin also claims to have in-house journalists to pressure victims further.
- Experts are skeptical, viewing this as a marketing stunt to attract more affiliates.
- Qilin is rising as a dominant Ransomware-as-a-Service (RaaS) group.
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