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Ransomware Alert: How CISA’s New Program Shields 7,000+ Organizations
Dodge digital doom! CISA’s new pilot program is your ransomware radar, beeping out warnings for cyber sneak attacks. Sign up or risk getting virtually mugged. Stay safe, stay patched, stay laughing in the face of cybercrime. #CyberHygieneHumor

Hot Take:
Because nothing says 'I care' like a preemptive government-issued heads-up that you're about to get digitally mugged. CISA's new ransomware alert program is like that friend who warns you about the ice patch you're about to slip on – sure, you might still fall on your face, but at least you saw it coming. And with 7,000 organizations already signed up, it looks like a lot of people prefer to read the warning label before the 'oops' moment.