Porsches on Pause: Russian Sanctions Turn Luxury Cars into Pricey Paperweights
Porsche cars in Russia became high-end paperweights due to satellite issues, not cyberattacks. Owners tried everything from rebooting systems to making their cars fast for ten hours by disconnecting batteries. Meanwhile, Porsche assures us their vehicles are secure, unless sanctions, hackers, or a glitch turn them into driveway decor.

Hot Take:
Looks like the Porsches in Russia went from zero to sixty in seconds… and then back to zero when their engines were immobilized! While the German automaker insists the cars weren’t hacked, it seems their Vehicle Tracking Systems got lost in translation. Who knew a luxury car could turn into the world’s most expensive paperweight just by losing satellite service?
Key Points:
- Porsches in Russia were immobilized due to Vehicle Tracking Systems losing satellite connection, not a hack.
- Porsche has stopped exports and after-sales services to Russia following sanctions related to the Ukraine invasion.
- Russian owners have tried various DIY fixes, including disabling VTS and disconnecting batteries.
- Experts suggest the immobilization could be due to several factors, including system design and satellite service disruptions.
- The incident raises broader concerns about the reliability and privacy of connected vehicle systems.
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