Pentagon Stays Loyal to Microsoft Amid Cybersecurity Storm: Senators Alarmed

Hot Take:

Oh, Pentagon, you romantic you! Sticking with Microsoft through thick and thin, like a cyber soap opera where the password is always "password123." It's like watching someone double down on a limping horse at the Kentucky Derby because it has a cute name. But who can resist the charm of a Windows update during a national security briefing, right? Meanwhile, the senators are pen pals scribbling "concerned" letters, as if they're gossiping about the Pentagon's questionable dating choices. Oh, the drama!